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Long Story Short – Dachshund Shirt

Long Story Short – Dachshund Shirt

Regular price $29.99 USD
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The perfect shirt for anyone who owns a dachshund… or anyone who is repeatedly humbled by how much personality can fit into six inches of height and three feet of attitude. This minimalist long-boi design delivers classic wiener-dog charm with a wink at their legendary “short story, long dog” energy. Wear it proudly—because some stories are just longer than others.

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Description

🧵 Premium Quality – Soft, breathable Bella+Canvas tee
🎨 Bold Retro Designs – Inspired by the golden ages of the past
📦 Printed On Demand – Made just for you when you order
📐 True-to-Size Fit – Comfortable modern cut for everyday wear
🌎 Eco-Conscious Production – Less waste, lower footprint
🚚 Ships in 2–5 Business Days – Straight from our U.S. partners

Washing Instructions

Follow these steps to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and ready to wear!
🌀 Machine wash cold, inside-out

🚫 No bleach or fabric softener

🔥 Tumble dry low or hang to dry

🧼 Designs may soften slightly over time – just like your favorite vintage tee!

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  • Printed fresh for you upon ordering
🚚 Shipping Times
  • It takes 3–7 business days to reach your door, once shipped
  • Note: Times are estimated, not guaranteed
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  • Express delivery may not be available for all colors
  • Free shipping on all orders $60+!
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