Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Third-Degree Burns

🧵 Premium Quality – Soft, breathable Bella+Canvas tee

🎨 Bold Retro Designs – Inspired by the golden ages of the past

📦 Printed On Demand – Made just for you when you order

📐 True-to-Size Fit – Comfortable modern cut for everyday wear

🌎 Eco-Conscious Production – Less waste, lower footprint

🚚 Ships in 2–5 Business Days – Straight from our U.S. partners

Follow these steps to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and ready to wear!

🌀 Machine wash cold, inside-out

🚫 No bleach or fabric softener

🔥 Tumble dry low or hang to dry

🧼 Designs may soften slightly over time – just like your favorite vintage tee!

🛠️ Order Processing

• Printed fresh for you upon ordering

🚚 Shipping Times

• It takes 3–7 business days to reach your door, once shipped
• Note: Times are estimated, not guaranteed
  

💲 Shipping Costs

• Calculated at checkout based on your location and order size
• Express delivery may not be available for all colors
  
• Free shipping on all orders $60+!

🔁 Returns & Exchanges

• 30-day satisfaction guarantee

📧 Questions?

Reach out to our support team any time through the Contact Us page if you are not satisfied with your purchase!

Policies are subject to change at any time and without notice.